#CantDateYouIf You had to have a head transplant as a child and your face has been replaced with one that previously belonged to a platypus.
— Conor Lynn (@_ConorLynn) December 27, 2012
plat-i-tude: n. A platypus with a Mohawk, sunglasses, and a skateboard.
— Michael Grimm (@Pseudobread) December 29, 2012
Fun fact: You can milk a platypus of both milk AND venom! Die the Australian way, with a platypus venom smoothie.
— Jack Scanlan (@JackLScanlan) December 29, 2012